Maya Jokes - 7 Hilarious Maya Jokes

Knock knock Joke part 2

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Maya.

Maya who?

Maya come in?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Maya"

"Maya who?"

"Maya Ha Haaa~"

P.S. I'm sorry

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Me: Hey did you hear about Maya Hee?

My fiance: Maya Who

Me: Maya Ha Ha

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall.

They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath.

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That kid didn't really find a lost Mayan city. The sites that promoted the story?

I guess they'll issue a...

Maya culpa.

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R.I.P Bob

Bob was a bus conductor-cum-driver. He had been going through rough times, with his wife leaving him for his best friend. One day on the job, he saw a young woman, probably in her early 20's signalling for the bus. Bob couldn't hold his rage in anymore and vented his frustration on the pedal, killin...

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