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My grandmother is an amazing woman. Ninety three years old and she doesn't need glasses.

She drinks straight out of the bottle.

My Nana’s ninety three, but she’s living the dream.

The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.

A tourist in Ireland goes into a local pub and orders a pint...

While sitting at the bar he gets into conversation with the barman and learns that it's a really close community who often meet and enjoy time together at the pub.
As they talk, a local stands up and the bar goes silent.
"Twenty four!" He calls out, before sitting back down, to which the estab...

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