Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know th...
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Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and notices a big jar full of money behind the counter.
He asks the bartender, “Hey man, what’s that jar? I bet there’s at least one grand in there!”
“Ah, you must be new here. It’s a challenge. If you put in fifty bucks, and then succeed at three tasks, you get all the money inside the jar.”
“Really? Man, what a tourist trap! Do people act...
When you just know you don't have it!
A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to line up seven shots of his finest whiskey. The bartender does so, and proceeds to watch as the man quickly goes down the line, downing each with one gulp.
The bartender says: "Wow, I’ve never seen anyone drink like THAT".