I told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!!
“I bet it’s the snooty at number twenty three,” she replied.
There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes
They haven't had any gigs yet.
What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Twenty three years ago I read a book that had a huge impact on my life. It said that life is about the journey, not the destination.
It's a profound insight, but I'd really like to eventually get those cigarettes. I'm dying for a smoke, and I think my son misses me.
My mom told me my first dirty joke.
Why didn't Cinderella go to the ball? She didn't want to choke!
I'm twenty three now, I was fourteen when she said it but always stuck with me because my mom was always very polite and didn't tell dirty jokes. Thanks for all the comments;)!
A traveller has dinner at a monastery.
A traveller was walking through the mountains when he came across a great monastery, he was far from a town and so knocked on it's doors seeking shelter.
A monk came out and greeted him and the traveller asked for a place to stay for the night.
"Certainly" replied the monk "But first, ...
This joke was originally written in Klingon; I hope I've got the translation right...
A new prisoner named Andy arrived at the prison. Andy had never been in prison before, so everything was new and strange.
Before long he met Bob, who sort of showed him around, introduced him to a few other prisoners, and helped him start to learn the ropes.
That evening, when t...
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