Nerve Impulse Jokes

One says, "God was clearly a mechanical engineer. Just look at the structure of the bones, how they're shaped to carry their loads without wasted weight, how the joints interlock to give free movement, how the muscles are optimally placed as actuators with the best leverage."

The second repli... read more

The first student says "Obviously he is a mechanical engineer, look at all the joints." The second student responds, "No no no, he has to be an electrical engineer, just think about all of the nerve impulses..." The third student considers these and offers his opinion, "Actually he is a civil engine... read more