There was a man who was trying to do something special for his new wife for her birthday.
He cant think of anything to give her, so he reluctantly goes to his Mother-in-law for some advice. She decides to go to the mall to shop for some things together.
On their way over to the mall, they get into a bad car accident. They get t-boned on the side of the car where the Mother-in-law ...
I hate working with my hands.
One is always asleep, the other one can't feel a thing.
I hate nerve damage.
They say in order to help with bonding newborns take on characteristics of their fathers.
Sure enough, my son was born with large features, a furrowed brow, and complained about nerve damage from his knee surgery.
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A man gets a call from a doctor...
...who informs him that he needs to get to the hospital ASAP as his wife has been involved in a very serious traffic collision. The man gets to the hospital and is met at the doors by the Doctor. "Don't tell me she's dead, doc", says the man, "I don't think I could live without my wife, I can't thin...
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