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Neon Light Jokes

Why are neon lights hard to see during the day?

Because they're ne-off.

What do you call a nocturnal flying creature that's attracted to neon lights?

An urban moth

A man lived above a Chinese restaurant.

One night, he was trying to sleep but the restaurant's bright neon lights kept him awake. So he went downstairs to ask the owner of the restaurant if he could turn off any of the lights. "I'm afraid I can't," replied the owner, "but I can dim sum."

Electric engineer exam

3 students are getting prepared for the exam.
The teacher calls one in.


Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?

First sudent: No.

Teacher: Get out please!


Calls in the next one.


Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?

Second student: Yes.
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How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Harry the horse

Once upon a time, in a quaint little village nestled between rolling green hills, there lived a horse named Harry. Now, Harry was no ordinary horse; he possessed an uncanny ability to make the most mundane situations utterly hilarious. His knack for comedy made him the talk of the town, and villager...

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Once upon a time...

A horse lived on a farm with a pig, a sheep, and a cow. Now these were no ordinary barnyard animals - for they were bestowed the miracle of Disney animal anthropomorphism - subsequently, the farmer was very happy to have these animals in his posession and the people who came afar to see them made hi...

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I am truly perplexed that so many people are against mosques being built.

I think it should be the goal of every Western Society to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from w...

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