Did you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Two positives never make a negative.
Yeah, right.
A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician are watching an empty house.
2 people walk in and a while later, 3 people walk out. The biologist says: They must have reproduced. The engineer says: Our assumptions must have been wrong. The mathematician says: If someone walks into the house, it will be empty again.
(Found this in a comment by Superkin...
Dracula was grumpy. Why?
All that B negative.
Why were photographers so depressed before digital cameras were invented?
They spent too long processing the negatives.
If you enter into a room with a negative person in it,
there are now no people in the room!
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