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Murdoch Jokes

What’s the difference between Wanda Maximoff and Matt Murdoch?

Matt knows how to cope without vision.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An Australian joke (but it may translate..)

ScoMo (the Australian Prime Minister, right wing, evangelical, ex marketing specialist) is visiting a remote indigenous village, surrounded by the fawning Murdoch press. He speaks to the village elder and asks him how he can make the locals lives better.

"Well," says the elder, "We've got two...

Knock Knock

Who's there

Murdoch

Murdoch Who?

Murdoch Soft

The Democratic Response

(in response to similar joke posted by Republicans yesterday)

I recently asked my white friend's son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said he wanted to be President some day. Both of his parents, conservative Republicans, were standing there, so I asked him, 'If you were President, w...

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