Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me...
...she was a coultergeist
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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and a bucket of shit?
What do you call a skeleton trying to sell a wall?
So, a horse walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" And Ann Coulter just flips her hair around while trying to remember when her parents told her she was pretty.
[religion] Pat Robertson is on his way to buy some Depends.
As he's walking down the street, he sees a small boy sitting on the curb with a box of newborn kittens. He looks in the box of squirming, mewing kittens, and tells the boy "Those are about the cutest kittens I've ever seen!"
The boy smiles and says "Thanks! They're Christian kittens."