This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little ...

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A man and a woman were fooling around. She pulls his pants down, and taken aback, asks “Why do you have ‘Shorty’ tattooed on your penis?”

“Oh you don’t understand,” says the man. “If you play around with it a little bit it says ‘Shorty’s Sinclair Service Station, Chattanooga, Tennessee.’”

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