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A harrowed looking man was braving through jagged mountains looking for a wise monk.

On finding him he quickly paid his respects and got to stating his dilemma. "By dumb luck, I am to marry the most beautiful women in my town. But.."

"Go on. Isn't it a time for celebration? Whats bothering you?", encouraged the monk with a peaceful smile. "But my penis is too small." the man...

A geneticist was working late one night, secretly perfecting his greatest project: a perfect clone of himself

An utter copy with no noticeable differences in personality or appearance.
Having finished his work, the geneticist took off for Maui and sent his clone to work.
Within days, reports came back from his friends in the know of bizarre behavior from his doppelganger.

The duplicate had c...

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