What do motels and skinny jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

A year ago I left home and since, I've only been living at guesthouses and motels.

Today I celebrated my inn dependence.

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Dan returns home from work when he finds his wife in bed with another man

He locks them in the bedroom from outside while he tries to calm himself down and figure out what to do in the situation. He ultimately decides that while he may eventually forgive his wife, he cannot let the man go and so Dan decides to beat the shit out of him. He steps into the storeroom for a mi...

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