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Mosquitos Jokes

How do you get rid of mosquitos?

Call the SWAT team.

Mosquitos in Africa be like

It's-a me! Malario!

Beggars are like mosquitos...

You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.

Mosquitos are like family...

Annoying but they carry your blood.

If life is just a game, then mosquitos aren’t bugs

They’re features

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

On the sixth day

**ON THE SIXTH DAY... **

**God Creating Spiders**

God: Make it have 8 legs

Angel: Seems excessive but OK

God: And 8 eyes

Angel: You need to calm down a li-

God: Give it a bum rope

**God Creating Kittens**

God: make them fluffy & adorable li...

How do you know if the mosquitos are really big?

When their sucking feels good.

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A joke told my my grandfather about when he was stationed in the woods in the army.

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

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