My dad told me today that we're distantly related to the Fugarwii Tribe of Native Americans.
This tribe was nomadic, and would wander all over the continental US. Unfortunately, as a tribe, they had a terrible sense of direction and would often get horribly lost. The Fugarwii had scouts who's soul purpose was to remedy this: they would scout about, find the tallest mountain they could, ...
How the Internet started according to the bible.
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto...
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A family of cockroaches has been traveling up and down the Vegas strip for several months.
Their time was spent visiting the many hotels and resorts that Vegas has to offer.
They only stayed at each hotel for a few weeks before moving on, because they didnt want to attract the attention of exterminators. However, by the third month of this nomadic lifestyle, the parent roaches sta...