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Miniature Horse Jokes

I saw a miniature horse in a field yesterday, so I walked up to pet it.

After a few steps, I realized that it was a regular sized horse, just farther away.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A group of horses was making fun of a miniature horse who sounded weird because he had a sore throat.

One of the horses felt bad for the little guy, and said to his friends, "Leave him alone, he's just a little hoarse."

A man got rushed to the hospital because he swallowed 8 miniature horses.

He is stable now.

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