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Horse Show Jokes

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A horse is hanging out in a barn watching MTV.

He sees a guy on stage playing the guitar and says, "I want to learn the guitar!" So he calls up a music teacher and tells him he wants to learn the guitar. Only problem is, he's a horse. Music teacher says "no problem, come on in and I'll teach you guitar." Horse goes to see the music teacher and l...

Buying a Horse

A man is looking to buy a new horse and decides to take his 8 year old son with him to a horse show for fun. As they're walking around examining the horses, the boy sees his father running his hands all over the horses' body and slapping their rumps. Not understanding why he is doing this, the littl...

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