I’ve spent the past few days pretending to be a Shetland pony, but I think I’m losing my voice.

I’m currently a little horse.

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A Shetland Pony goes to the Doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't feel well."

The Doctor says, "Open your mouth, stick out your tongue and say AAAHHH."
The Shetland Pony obliges. He opens his mouth, sticks out his tongue and with a raspy croaky voice says AAAHHH.
The Doctor says, "There's no need to worry. You're just a little hoarse."

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Equine Choir

I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little hoarse.

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The fire department gets a call about smoke coming from a barn... [NSFW]

The fire department gets a call about smoke coming from a barn. They break down the barn door, and find a young couple with a sleepy-looking Shetland pony. With one hand, the woman is holding a huge bong and blowing marijuana smoke in the pony's face. With her other hand, she is vigorously stroking...

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A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...

He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"

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