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Mini Golf Jokes

Why was the mini golf champ lazy?

He has no drive

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What’s the difference between sex and mini golf?

Nothing. They’re both fun for the first two holes, but then you just want to finish.

What does Necrophilia and mini golf have in common?

18 holes

What's the opposite of Mini Golf?

Macro Polo

I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course

I thought it was a good idea, but the reviews said the experience was sub-par

They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall.

They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini golf.

The person ahead of us today in mini golf completed the course in 23 strokes.

I hope they're okay.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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