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A king is looking for a new chief advisor.
His choices are a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer. His test is simple: Whoever can determine the volume of a red rubber ball will be the new chief advisor, provided his explanation makes sense to the king, and that the king can trust the calculation.
The physicist goes firs...
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New weights and measures
1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with Go...
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A verse of unit puns
The Units Verse by Kevin Ahern
Two thousand pounds of Chinese soup Will make a restaurant run
In Beijing, China order it In units of Won ton
Religious leaders measure clout From Nome to Amsterdam
By how much clout they have with God The units - billi-gr...
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