This happened earlier today at a patriotic chapel service (could be the joke in itself)
Marine: \*walks into store in full uniform\* Hello, I'd like to purchase that TV set.
Employee: We are sorry sir, but I won't sell that to a marine.
Marine: This is outrageous and unfair. I w...
My friend is so successful, he does surgery, is a military general, and he was recently knighted by the Queen of England.
We call him Sir Gen
Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?
It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken
After the losing party refuses to accept election results, a country is teetering on the edge of a civil war.
Armed insurgents invade the capitol, threaten violence and are ultimately overpowered. But intelligence shows that they may be planning another attack.
The country’s leaders ask for advice in how to handle the violence.
The winning party yells “Impeach the outgoing president during...
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