Interpol developed a test to figure out the best Law enforcement team in the world. Today's test involved the Scotland Yard, the FBI and Rio's Military Police.
The test consisted of releasing a bunny in the woods and giving it a 1 hour head start. The police department that found the bunny in the least amount of time would go on to the next phase.
First one to go was Scotland Yard. Using their best detectives, deductive skills and evidence analysis,...
A soldier is running from the Military Police
He spots a Nun and says, "Sister, Sister. Please let me hide inside your habit! I'll explain why later."
The sister nods an okay and the soldier hides. The MP gets there and asked the Nun if she saw a soldier pass by.
The Nun, in a nervous and squeaky voice says, "Yes! He went that way...
A soldier is running from Military Police. He runs up to a nun, and asks, out of breath: "Please... may I hide under your tunic?"
..."I'll explain later."
The nun nods in agreement.
A moment later, two Military Police officers show up and ask:
"Sister, have you seen a soldier here?"
The nun shakes her head. MPs run off, and the soldier crawls out from under her tunic and says, "I can't thank you eno...
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Recently I hired an ex-military police private investigator to find out where my mom was going at night.
After several days without a reply from either of them, I went to my mother's to investigate.
I walked into the house to hear screaming and rushed into her room only to discover my investigator in bed with her.
I was disgusted. Not by them, but by myself. After all, I should've known...
A sergeant major, an mp, and a chaplain are at a post.
The sergeant major points to the chaplain, he says to the E2 newly enlisted Military Police officer, see that chaplain over there? Yes, said the MP. The sergeant major said "arrest him, hes wearing headphones at post". The mp puts the chaplain in cuffs and reads him his rights before stopping and st...