Wife: I hate you. Get out, I never want to see you again!
I hope you have a long and miserable life.
Husband: Now I’m confused. Do you want me to stay or not?
My boss at the furniture stores said "After what you did, I never want to see you again. You're fired!"
But I regret nothing. Sometimes you just have to take a stand.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An Irish daughter (an oldie but goodie)
An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over five years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put...
An Irish Man Walks Into A Bar...
...and stumbles to the bartender. “Barkeep, Oi’ll have a point”, he slurs.
The bartender looks him over critically. “A pint? Sorry sir, but I can’t serve you. You’re clearly too drunk.”
The Irish man scrunches his eyebrows, peers at the barkeep, turns around and trips out the front doo...
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