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Twerking Jokes

*Dad walks into strip club*

Dad: “Twerking hard or hardly twerking?”

Why was Jesus so good at twerking?

He always turned the other cheek

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What are strippers doing during quarantine?

Twerking from home.

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Went to a club with the wife and there was a guy on the dance floor going mental - twerking, breakdancing, spinning, moonwalking, back flips, the whole lot . My wife turned to me and said, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

I said, "By the looks of it, he’s still fucking celebrating!”

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A man goes to a sex shop twerking...

Man: hey, here you sell that giant dildo that used 8 D batteries? (Still twerking while speaking)

Attendant: indeed we do, why are you asking?

Man: I can't turn it off.

I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking...

My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills.

What did the owner of a strip club say when he found his girls slacking off?

C’mon ladies, are you twerking hard or hardly twerking?

My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus.

It has stopped twerking.

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up?

It wasn't twerking out.

Miley Cyrus's fiancé wants to break up with her.

When asked why, he said that it's not twerking.

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So a man is dying...

A man is dying, the doctors tell him. But the cure for his rare disease is strange... "The only way you'll live is if you start to eat things through your ass." The doctor said. "You're serious? That's gonna make me live? How embarrassing..." The man says. "Would you rather shove food up your butt, ...

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