Midas Touch Jokes - 4 Hilarious Midas Touch Jokes

We have all heard of the Midas Touch...

From the looks of things 2020 was given the Trump Touch.

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Imagine if King Midas touched his wife...

... while having sex.

That’ll be fucking gold.

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Did you hear the joke about thr guy with the Midas Touch and an Oediupus Complex....

It's pure, motherfucking gold!

A very unlucky man finds a strange looking lamp, and when he touches it, a genie pops out.

The genie tells him he has one wish

The man says "Wow, finally my bad luck will come to an end!"

After thinking about it for a long time, he says "I wish I had the midas touch"

The genie grants his wish, and for the rest of that mans life everything he touched turned into a muf...

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