We have all heard of the Midas Touch...

From the looks of things 2020 was given the Trump Touch.

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Did you hear the joke about thr guy with the Midas Touch and an Oediupus Complex....

It's pure, motherfucking gold!

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Imagine if King Midas touched his wife...

... while having sex.

That’ll be fucking gold.

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