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Microchips Jokes

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I was in a new IT themed restaurant the other day...

When I walked in I could see the place decorated like the inside of a computer. The tables looked like motherboards, the placemats looked like keyboards, and the glasses looked like giant USB sticks. The host was there to greet me and he was dressed in the usual "nerd" attire - glasses, pocket prote...

What do computers like to eat?

Microchips

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

what's an electricians favorite snack ?

microchips

What does Bill Gates call the crumbs at the bottom of your bag of Doritos?

Microchips

There were 3 brothers: Little Snowflake, Little Leaf, and Little Brick...

So one day Little Snowflake goes up to his mum and asks her:
- Why am I called like this?
- Because when you were born, a Snowflake fell on your forehead
So Lil' Snowie all excited goes up to his brothers and tells them that they should ask what about their names, so Little Leaf goes up to ...

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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