Menstruating Jokes - 9 Hilarious Menstruating Jokes

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There's a vampire that only feeds off the blood of menstruating women.

His name is Cunt Dracula!

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock.

(This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.)

Menstruating salary

My salary is to me like having the period is to a woman. It's always here once a month and usually gone within a week. It gets a little worrying when it's late, and I know I'm definitely screwed if it stops showing up.

They are making a TV series about the struggles of menstruating women over the years.

It is a period drama.

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How does a Mom from Alabama know her daughter has started menstruating?

When her son's dick tastes like blood.

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Occasionally, I’ll have sex with my wife when she’s menstruating . . . Or should I say . . .

Periodically

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You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women?

Nobody could tell which period his dick was from.

Did you know that every single female inmate that was executed on death row was menstruating on the day of her execution?

You ask why? Because you have to end every sentence with a period.

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A recent scientific study revealed that women found different male attributes attractive depending on where they were in their menstrual cycle.

For example, a woman ovulating found men with rugged masculine features most attractive.
Whereas a woman menstruating preferred men doused in petrol, set on fire with scissors stuck in his eyes, an axe in his skull and a javelin stuck up his arse.

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