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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say?

"Veni, vidi, vici."

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Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands

Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab

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