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An old sex joke: A conversation between a doc and a patient

"Name?"
"Abdul Aziz."
"Sex?"
"Three to five times a day."
"No, no... I mean male or female?"
"Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
"Holy cow!"
"Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
"But isn't that hostile?"
"Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
"Oh...

A mother and son were talking to each other

Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?

Son : Don't know

Mother : you should pay attention to your studies

Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Pay attention to who daddy meets too

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An Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even
camels

Consul: Holy cow!
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Two Iraqis

On their long flight to America, two Iraqi refugees end up sitting together and befriending each other. When the flight lands in New York, the two agree to meet up in 5 years and see which one became more Americanized.

After 5 years they meet up and the first Iraqi tells his friend: "Listen t...

You know you're an Indian redneck when you have an arranged marriage....

to your cousin.

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