Megan Fox Jokes

So a plane crashes near a deserted island, and the only survivors are Megan Fox and a guy named Bill. So for months, Bill builds her a shelter, catches fish, cooks, and takes care of Megan, while being a perfect gentleman.

So then Megan approaches Bill one night, and they make passionate lov... read more

And my wife says, "There seems to be a lot of girls hanging from things in this."
I replied, "It's the classic damsel in distress storytelling." Then I whispered, "Plus girls never let go of shit."
We both laughed and she gave me permission to share it.

Three girls went hiking one day, and midway through their trek they came upon a river and decided to rest for a bit. One of the girls saw a glint of light in the riverbank and went to it. She pulled up a golden lamp from the river, and when she was cleaning its surface, a puff of smoke came out and ... read more