I've always hoped Whoopi Goldberg would marry my friend.

His name is Ben Cushion.

A restaurant owner wouldn't serve Mel Brooks, Whoopi Goldberg, or Andrew Lloyd Webber.

I never expected to see such EGOT-ism in this day and age.

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