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I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus,

I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright:


They said "Weird flex, butt okay."

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I suffer from a noxious stimulus down my gluteus maximus.

It's a pain in the ass.

A woman wearing a dirty basketball jersey walks into a bar. She lifts her arm, showing everyone her hairy armpit. "Would any of you men like to buy me a beer?" she asks.

One man, who has drunk at least fourteen beers already, says, "I'd like to buy the ballerina a beer!"

The bartender says, "Look, sir, I have met many women over the years. Some were more tomboyish than girly, others more girly than tomboyish, but none as tomboyish as this woman. For example, ...

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Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied?

He was the butt of many jokes.

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Can you imagine how awesome ancient Roman porn names would be?

"Anus Maximus Vaginus"

Anatomy joke

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk...

Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK?

Money Penny: 'K

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