[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock...
Whoops, wrong sub.
A North Korean Defector
A North Korean defector moves into an apartment in Chicago, and his new neighbor ask what was his apartment back home like. "Oh it was perfect I couldn't complain " the defector replies. "What about your job" "Oh my old job was perfect,I couldn't complain".
"And the food?". "Oh th...
Two Intel operatives are on their way to meet a defector...
Two Spanish intelligence agents get word that a Portuguese agent wants to defect, so they set up a meeting with him. The Chief agent starts to walk into the room, when his partner, Juan Mendoza shouts " No! It's a trap, and pushes the Chief out of the way just before a bullet from the would be detec...
A North Korean defector arrives at a South Korean hospital in critical condition...
Doctor: "What's this man's name?"
Nurse: "Uh...Oh."
Doctor: "What's wrong?"
Nurse: "Nothing. You asked for his name. He is Oh."
Doctor: "I need his name, not his blood type."
Nurse: "His name is Oh."
Doctor: "Positive?"
Nurse: "Are you doing this on p...
A North Korean defector got caught at the border.
But his plan went south.
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German Naval Captain got transferred to a U-Boat
His crew (all English defectors), did not like his German methods of leadership. After a few days of laying down new rules, enforcing them strictly, and allowing the crewmen barely a minute off, he saw several derogatory posters about him taped around the craft. Calling for his first officer, he sai...
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Topical Jokes for April
(didn't post the last batch, so here's all of the recent ones)
4/28 Los Angeles police are looking for a vandal that spraypainted a police horse. The horse didn’t get a good look at the suspect because it was dark, and because the horse has no idea that it’s a cop.
Billionaire Richa...
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