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Marriage Proposal Jokes

Why does a marriage proposal always sound good?

Because it's got a nice ring to it.

Will you marry me is a marriage proposal

But

Will. You. Mary. Me. is a foursome proposal

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Millionaire marriage proposal

A bachelor Chinese millionaire is on a business trip in Los Angeles. He has had very bad luck finding the perfect bride in China and had given up hope of getting married. During his business presentation, he sees the perfect bride for him -- she is an intelligent, tall, slender single brunette wit...

What did the melon say to the lemon’s marriage proposal?

I cantaloupe

Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend’s marriage proposal?

Because the ring wasn’t 24 carrots

Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal?

Because she was scared of comet-ment

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