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Marriage Proposal Jokes

Why does a marriage proposal always sound good?

Because it's got a nice ring to it.

Will you marry me is a marriage proposal

But

Will. You. Mary. Me. is a foursome proposal

What did the melon say to the lemon’s marriage proposal?

I cantaloupe

Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend’s marriage proposal?

Because the ring wasn’t 24 carrots

Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal?

Because she was scared of comet-ment
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