French Intelligence agencies are pleased to announce today that they have developed very sophisticated Yves-dropping techniques.
Unfortunately, Yves did not survive the fall.
Why did the CEO of Ubisoft get divorced last week?
Yves Guillemot is reported to have asked his now ex-wife, "Baby, we've been through thick and thin. I'm the CEO of a multi-million dollar company, why are you leaving me?"
The ex-wife responds, "Everything is perfect, except in the bedroom. You be soft."
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