Magicians Jokes

Now you see them, now you don't.

One turns into a bar.

Because we burned them all

I have 2 half sisters

The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclai... read more

Because the last time we did we burned them

because those are trick questions

A magician stood in front of a crowd. "For this last trick I will make myself appear in 100 different places around this very room" said the magician. The crowd watched in disbelief. "3...2...1...abracadabra". Yet the magician was still there. "Hmm let me try that again 3...2...1...abracadabra". Not... read more

Cashiers.

By magic!

They can turn anything into an argument.

I asked a magician for an \[OC\] joke to post on reddit. (Yes, I asked a magician and not a comedian, I don't know many comedians personally, sorry.)

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Instead, I got a long winded story of his most popular magic trick. He probably made it all up, but here it is.

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It w... read more

They did the disappearing act very well

But the masked magician never revealed how he avoided getting coronavirus

I'm split in two about it.

Magicians are known to be excellent at hiding things.

Then afterwards, they make it reappear somewhere else.

The best example of this is the good ol coin trick.

A card-again

Penne and Tagliateller

David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the card disappears.

David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.

Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expe... read more