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Lovecraftian Jokes

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So a penis walks into a bar,

So this penis walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, “Why the fuck is there a giant walking penis in my place of business? What morbid Lovecraftian monstrosity is this, where a male sex organ has taken an anthropomorphic form and moved frictionlessly to my very own bar? What does this crea...

A 90 year old billionaire was dragged into the abyss by the tentacles of a Lovecraftian Old God...

It was an elder rich horror.

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