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Cool Air Jokes

My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me

She is not a fan.

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A man and his wife are having trouble in bed...

... the woman never even gets close to having an orgasm. She complains to her husband that it is way too warm in their house and that's why she can't have an orgasm.

The man decides to consult a sex therapist for a possible solution. The therapist says the man should cool his wife off by waf...

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A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too damn hot.

They See A Sex Therapist, And He Recommends That They Have A Constant Supply Of Cool Air In The Bedroom, So The Man Asks His Best Friend To Waft A Towel While He And His Wife Make Love.

Begrudgingly, The Friend Submits And Says Yes.


After 20 Minutes Of Lovemaking, The Woman Is No C...

Why did the blond take a car door down to the beach?

If it get too hot he could just roll the window down and let some cool air in

The (Mostly) True Story of Two Musicians and a Summer in Boston

Last summer, I went to Boston for a music program and met up with a bunch of awesome musicians, people from all over the world with all sorts of talents. My two roommates, for instance, were super chill guys. Sam was a saxophone player from Santa Barbara and George was a guitarist from Chicago. Supe...

A Rabbi, a Christian priest, and a Mullah are talking about miracles and their experience with them.

The Christian priest starts:

"I was in the middle of a field and all of a sudden there was a storm. The sky started pounding and I was really afraid that a lightning bolt would hit me, but then I remembered that I must put my faith in God. I prayed to Him, and in a flash, there was rain aroun...

Three girls are driving in a desert when their car breaks down.

One of them was a brunette, the other one a redhead, and the last one, a blonde. As their car broke down in the middle of nowhere and they know nothing about cars, they decide to take a part of the car with them.

The brunette says: "I'm gonna take the roof, so I can protect myself from sandst...

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"Have you ever broken up with someone over a single character flaw?"

My ex-girlfriend and I were a perfect match.

Like Batman and Robin.

Only we didnā€™t solve crimes and the tight, latex outfits we owned were used in the bedroom and not on the streets.

I truly thought she was the one.

But she had one character flaw that proved too great to ...

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