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Long Term Relationship Jokes

Today I ended a long term relationship.

I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.

Ladies, don't believe it when a factory worker says he wants a long term relationship.

You'll find he screws nuts and bolts.

Long term relationships

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

After ten years, your job still sucks.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

People say maintaining a long term relationship with a girl is the same as having a full time job. I for one think there complete opposites.

After 10 years, my job still sucks.

What does Leonardo DiCaprio call a 19 year old?

A long term relationship.

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Answer:
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