It was so vicious they almost made physical contact.
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Why do coders get Halloween confused with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
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What did the coder say to his coder girlfriend?
You had me at "hello world".
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What does a programmer/coder do when he's tired of life?
He writes byebyeworld.c
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Why didn't the polite coder get hired?
The job required SASS
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Why do programmers and coders hate nature?
It has too many bugs.
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Dev was a coder and wanted to marry a girl but his parents opposed
DEVELOPED
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A programmer, account manager, and client walk into a bar
They all order drinks and start chatting about their work. The programmer says, "I'm a coder. I spend my days writing lines of code to make software work." The account manager says, "I'm a salesperson. I spend my days convincing people to buy the software that the programmer writes." The client says...
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