Why do coders get Halloween confused with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

What does a programmer/coder do when he's tired of life?

He writes byebyeworld.c

Dev was a coder and wanted to marry a girl but his parents opposed


Why do programmers and coders hate nature?

It has too many bugs.

Why do java coders wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

How many quantum computer coders does it take to change lightbulb?

Both none and one at the same time.

Why didn't the polite coder get hired?

The job required SASS

What did the coder say to his coder girlfriend?

You had me at "hello world".

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