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Coder Jokes

Why do java coders wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

What is messy coder's blood group ?

Type O

I once saw a couple of coders get into a fight

It was so vicious they almost made physical contact.

Why do coders get Halloween confused with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

What did the coder say to his coder girlfriend?

You had me at "hello world".

What does a programmer/coder do when he's tired of life?

He writes byebyeworld.c

Why didn't the polite coder get hired?

The job required SASS

Why do programmers and coders hate nature?

It has too many bugs.

Dev was a coder and wanted to marry a girl but his parents opposed

DEVELOPED

A programmer, account manager, and client walk into a bar

They all order drinks and start chatting about their work. The programmer says, "I'm a coder. I spend my days writing lines of code to make software work." The account manager says, "I'm a salesperson. I spend my days convincing people to buy the software that the programmer writes." The client says...

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