Frontal Lobotomy Jokes - 5 Hilarious Frontal Lobotomy Jokes

I don't need a frontal lobotomy...

I need a bottle in front o' me!

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me

Than a pre-frontal lobotomy.

As my beloved grandfather would always say: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me...

...than a frontal lobotomy.

They say drinking one beer a day can prevent you from having a psychotic break, which is great...

...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and a significant brain surgery?

One is a free bottle in front of me, and the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy

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