Beans and Mariage

One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would b...

Did you heard about the mariage of the two radios ?

It seems like they got a good reception.

4 rules to a happy mariage

You need a women who loves you unconditionally. You need a women who will always challenge you. A women who you'll always want to make love to. Most importantly make sure these women never meet.

Obligatory, not my joke (as most on this subreddit.) Started watching Lie to Me and that's where ...

Mariage is like deck of cards

At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[nsfw] 2 men at the bar

2 men at the bar sit and talk about mariage and sex.

1st man: So do you ever take your wife in the other hole to spice things up?

2nd man: are you crazy??? I would risk getting her pregnant!!!

Fifty Years of Marriage

An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of mariage.

"Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary," he tells them.

"That's great. What's your secret for a long and happy marriage," one asks.

"Well, you have to...

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