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Lgbt Community Jokes

Why can't you argue with the LGBT community?

Because they're not thinking straight.

It's ironic that Alex Jones hates the LGBT community when he's secretly a drag queen.

His drag name is Miss Information.

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According to a recent survey of Chefs, about 82% of them are part of the LGBT community.

Interestingly most of them were pansexual

All cars support LGBT community.

Afterall, they all have a trans mission.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What's the LGBT community's favorite sex position?

Sixty-*Nouns*

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What would you have if the LGBT community kicked out all the gays?

A pretty good sandwich

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

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Learning how to identify

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer wearing a rainbow pride shirt. "I didn't realize you were gay," the bartender says. "Oh, I'm not. But I just discovered I am a part of the LGBT community and I want to show my support," the guy replies. "Since I get all my loving from prostitutes it was point...

People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community.

But it's Trudeau.

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So The Canadian Government Is Changing The 2 Dollar Coin

Under pressure from the LGBT community the Canadian government is taking the Iconic polar bear off the 2 dollar coin and replacing it with 2 male deer mating.

Now everyone who has one will have “2 Fucking Bucks” in their pockets

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