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I walked in on Jack Bauer taking a dump

And apparently even that's top secret with him 'cause they had me in the polygraph within minutes, but I beat it.

I could truthfully tell them I saw Jack shit.

I think Google Translate did a poor job on these German jokes, but they make me laugh anyway.

Teacher to student: "'For this insolence you write one hundred times,' I am a lazy guy 'and it can then be signed by your father!'

What day is the most labor intensive of an official? The Monday, as he must be equal to demolish two calendar pages.

The German teacher asks Bini: "What ...

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