Larry King Jokes

January 2021: U.S. Capitol building attacked, Hank Aaron dead, Larry King dead

This one is from [Larry King himsself](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/24aw7s/i_am_larry_king_back_again_on_reddit_amaa/ch5au64)

Man goes to a doctor, and he says "I have bad news, and worse news."

The doctor says "The bad news is, you have cancer."

The patient says "That'... read more

It's in the olden days, when traveling across the country meant getting a berth on a sleeper car of a train. She arrives at the station, but finds the train is sold out; there are no empty cars. She is desperate to get a ride, so the ticket seller tells her there is one empty bed, but it is in a dou... read more