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Lait Jokes

How do French football fans like their coffee?

Au lait, au lait au lait au lait

Why was the milkman fired?

Because he was always lait.

What did the yogurt say to his ex-girlfriend - the whole milk - when she wouldn't leave him alone?

"You need to *lait* go already."

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A bit of history

In the Victorian era the rich people drank tea from bone china cups while the poorer classes had to use earthen-ware mugs. Bone china can stand the shock of having boiling water poured directly into it but earthen-ware can't. So the upper classes would pour their teas and then add the milk but the l...

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