"Un, deux, trois, quatre", radioed the French ship...
...before it cinq.
"Eins, zwei, drei", radioed the German ship vierlessly, but then silence.
"Uno, dos", radioed the Spanish ship, and then disappeared without a tres.
"One," radioed the British ship before it went two.
"Oh," radioed the American sub. "I guess we won"
Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept ACHOO!
Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.
A wealthy Frenchman was showing me his yachts...
“This is un, this is deux, this is trois, this is quatre, this is six... “
“What happened to 5?” I asked
In French we don't say 'ninety nine'...
..instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system'
There are two cats named One Two Three and Un Deux Trois
The two cats come to a river, only one survives the crossing. Which one survived? One Two Three because the Un Deux Trois quatre cinq.
Why did the Frenchman rob the same bank four times?
He was a quatre burglar.
An English cat named ABC challenges a French cat named 123 to a swim across the English Channel, from the UK to France. They both swim hard, but only the English cat makes it. What happened to the other cat?
Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.
An Englishman named "One-two-three" and a Frenchman named "Un-deux-trios" challenged each other to see whose cat could swim across the Channel first...
After a grueling competition, One-two-three won after Un-deux-trois quatre cinq.
There was a cat race
The cats were
1. one two three, an American cat 2. uno dos tres, A Spanish cat 3. une deux trois, A French cat
The three cats were in a water race, whoever gets to the end of the lake first, wins. the results came in and...
The American cat c...
An English cat named One-Two-Three and a French cat named Une-Deux-Trois were going for a walk one day when they came across a small river...
One-Two-Three and Un-Deux-Trois started to argue about who would be able to swim to the other side of the river faster, so they decided to have a race.
It was a very close race, but in the end One-Two-Three won because unfortunately Une-Deux-Trois quatre cinq.
Why will 3 never play battleship with 4?
Because quatre cinq six
Forever mortal frenemies
Britain and France. Forever mortal frenemies. The rivalry goes back over 1000 years. One of the biggest sticking point has always been the channel. Is it the British channel or the French? In order to show how one country was superior in the rivalry every 100 years the 2 countries would hold a cross...
There's two cats, and both have to swim across a lake.
The first cats name is One, two, three, while the second cats name is Un, deux, trois. Which cat makes it to the other side of the lake?
One, two, three makes it across because Un, deux trois, quatre, cinq.
This is by far one of the worst jokes I've ever heard and you can only underst...
There once were two cats - one was named 'one two three' and the other was named 'un deux trois'...
One day, the two cats came across a wide river. On the other side, there seem to be an endless amount of cat food. So, both of the cats wanted to swim across.
One two three cat made it across, but un deux trois quatre cinq.
There are two cats, one called 1,2,3
And another called une deux trois. After many years of consideration, they decide to brave the swim across the English channel to visit Paris. Two days go by, and noone has heard from either feline. Their friends in England are starting to give up hope, when they receive word that 1,2,3 has su...
In a competitive but fun way to decide which nation was better, Britain and France decided to have a cat race. The French cat was called un deux trois, and the British cat called one two three. Whichever cat made it across the British channel first would win and by doing so would crown their nation ...