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Frito Jokes

[nsfw] What did the amorous potato chip say to the battery?

If you're ever ready, I'm free ta lay.
(Everyready/Frito-Lay).

I have lived with this joke shrapnel for years and I thought I would share.

A bag of Frito Lays and a bra are the same...

Once you open them you realize there's only half of what you thought inside

Dog paws smell like Fritos. What to horse hooves smell like?

A broken nose.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

If you are Eveready I am Frito Lay

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's the difference between a bag of Doritos and a prostitute?

Prostitutes aren't Frito-Lay.

What did Andrew Cuomo's battery say to the female aide's chips

I'm Eveready if you're Frito Lay

What is a foot fetishist's favorite snack?

Fritos.

How do you get a baby in a blender?

Feet first. How do you get them out? Fritos

What did the corn chip say to the light bulb?

Are you turned on? Because I'm Frito Lay

A little IDAHO HUMOR From John H. Hill

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going...

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