A guy named Jay walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How's your wife doing?" the bartender asks. "She's doing great. The doctor says the pregnancy is going well and we can expect two healthy twin girls," Jay replies. "I'd really like to name them after myself, but can't decide on the names." "How ab...
Elle grew up as an only child of an older couple, as all of her brothers and sisters had moved out by the time she was born.
One day, she asked why they had waited so long to have her.
Her mother told her they had decided not to have any more kids, so her father got a vasectomy, but th...
A man orders a coffee
A man enters a bar and the bartender comes over and asks "Can I help you sir?".
The man answers "What does a cup of coffee cost in this place?".
The bartender says "That would be $2.60".
"Alright, I'll have one." says the client and he takes 26 dimes out of his wallet and he thr...
My friend Jay had twin daughters and wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
Noelle is a weird name.
Mostly because there‘s 2 of them right towards the end.