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Kool Aid Jokes

Doc I can’t stop imitating the Kool Aid man...

Doctor: Oh no!

Patient: Oh yeah!

What's the difference between Walter White and Kool Aid man when it comes to children's privacy?

One of them knocks

Oh sure, when a white man has HIV; people say he has AIDS. But when a black guy has it...

He has Kool Aids

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An American and an Irishman order a beer at a bar.

The Irishman pulls out his money to pay and the American notices that the bills are all different colours.
"Who the fuck makes your money, Monopoly?" he asks sarcastically.
The Irishman looks over and responds "Who the fuck makes your beer, Kool Aid?"

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Blonde jokes

1. Why don't blondes like to make kool aid? They can't fit 8 quarters of water in that little package

2. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

3. How does a blonde turn on a light after sex? She opens the car door

4. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitch...

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